Jokes
What did the fish say when it hit a wall?
What did the fish say when it hit a wall?
Dam.
I used to tell a joke about blunt pencils...
I used to tell a joke about blunt pencils...
but there was just no point
A nut sneezed ...
A nut sneezed ...
Cashew
A pun enters a room. Ten people are killed.
A pun enters a room. Ten people are killed.
pun in .. ten dead
I like to tell dad jokes.
I like to tell dad jokes.
Sometimes he laughs.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? (the answer is not what you're thinking)
Why is 6 afraid of 7? (the answer is not what you're thinking)
not what you're thinking
If you are here for the yodeling session.
If you are here for the yodeling session.
please form an orderly,orderly,orderly,orderly queue.
I quit my job as a postman when they handed me my first letter to deliver.
I quit my job as a postman when they handed me my first letter to deliver.
I looked at it and thought, "this isn't for me".
What do you get when you mix a dad joke and a rhetorical question?
What do you get when you mix a dad joke and a rhetorical question?
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